Ripped this off Angel's/Cass's blog.

Level 1:

[x]Sleep in class

[x]Talked in class

[x]not seating at your own place in class

[x]Scolded by a teacher

[x]Litter the classroom

[x]Did not do your homework at least 15 times

[x]Submitted your homework late at least 10 times

[ ]Came late for school at least 10 times

[ ]brought/wore home clothes without school’s permission

[x]brought/wore jewellery to school

[ ]did not pay attention in class for at least 60% of the time

[x]cried out “wa lao” to the teacher

[x]plucked a flower/ killed a plant

[x]copied other people’s homework in desperation

[x]played a trick on your classmates/teacher

Total so far: 12

Level 2:

[x]sent for detention class once.

[x]ate in class

[x]not wearing your school uniform (if you have) properly

[x]shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time

[x]scolding vulgarities in class

[x]sported hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school

[x]used a school facility without school’s permission

[x]played soccer/basketball or any other sports in classroom

[x]singing loudly during lesson Frequently.

[x]walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time

[x]did not greet the teacher properly

[x]went to the toilet during lesson time without permission

[ ]played a trick on the teacher during april fools

[ ]used the teacher’s table as a rubbish dump

[x]made yourself a nuisance to the teacher

Total so far: 25

Level 3:

[x]was asked to stay back after school/ break time

[ ]made a fool out of morning assembly

[x]wasted the school’s toilet paper

[x]sabotaged someone

[x]irritated someone

Total so far: 29

Level 4:

[x]forged your parent’s signature

[x]forged a classmate’s signature

[ ]forged a teacher’s signature

[ ]made rude remarks to the school cleaners in front of them

[ ]flew a paper aeroplane down from the school from at least the fifth storey

Total so far: 31

Level 5:

[x]fiddling with your handphone during lesson time

[ ]played with your PSP in school

[x]using school computer to play games without a teacher’s permission

[x]listened to an MP3 player in school

[ ]messed with the teacher’s pigeon hole

Total so far: 34

Level 6:

[x]vandalizing school property

[x]tried to defame your school in public

[x]used the internet to scold teachers

[x]fought with someone in school

[ ]shoplifted in school

Total so far: 39

Level 7:

[x]cheated in a class test

[ ]cheated in a school examination

[ ]cheated for your PSLE/ GCE ‘O’ or ‘A’ Level Examination.

[x]Lied to your teacher

[ ]played truancy for hall assemblies/ specific lessons

Total so far: 41

Level 8:

[ ]took drugs in school

[ ]smoked in school

[ ]set fire to something in the school

[ ]locked the teacher out of the classroom

[x]played truancy

Total so far: 42

Level 9:

[ ]refused to pay school fees

[ ]cheated the school money

[ ] stole things which belonged to the school

[ ]bullied someone in school

[ ]pranked called your school

Total so far: 42

Level 10:

[x]raised your voice/shouted against a student leader/student councillor

[x]raised your voice/shouted against a teacher

[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress

[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal

[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your principal

Total so far: 44

Level 11:

[ ]brought weapons to the school

[ ]brought real firearms to the school

[ ]brought a real bomb to the school …

[ ]fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill

[ ]dressed up as a terrorist to school (Racial Harmony Day)

Grand total: 44

Ranks:

If you are between 0-15 ——————-{I am a good student}

If you are between 16-20——————{I am a good student but with occasional trouble}

If you are between 21-30——————{I am an average student}

If you are between 31-40——————{I am a bad student}

If you are between 41-50——————{I am a very bad student}

If you are between 51-60——————{I should have been caned by the discipline master}

If you are between 61-65——————{I should have been expelled from school}

If you are between 66-75——————{I should have been sent to a reformatory centre}

You guys rule \m/

So today, if you followed my Plurk, I was early! For a whole ten minutes! For the first time I was the first to arrive. Muhahahaha! :D

Noob arrived second, then we waited and waited and waited. Marshy called, and turned out Stuart was at the MRT station. I played on Noob's PSP, then Marshy called again. We waited for Wei Lin, and then we saw Feng Yi, Serene, Jun Kai, and Vincent! They weren't going out altogether, of course. The guys were going to watch some performance.

Wei Lin came, and we stood at the bus-stop for nearly half and hour (crapping and laughing) before we finally decided to go to City Hall. We got high on the train, because of Stuart. One dude kept looking at us, hahahaha.

We finally reached City Hall, then we trained to Dhoby Ghaut, and walked to Cathay. We wanted to watch Sherlock Holmes, but the tickets were only available for front row seats. It was the same thing with Bodyguards and Assassins and Alvin and the Chipmunks, so we thought we'd try our luck at Plaza Singapura's Golden Village.

EPIC PHAIL.

StuartAll of us were hungry, so we went down to the basement to see what was available. Between Hot Tomatoes Express and Pastamania, the latter it was! :D MarshyWe spent a really long time deciding on what to eat. Finally, when Marshy we were done, I went to order with Noob. And the food came really fast!

My awesome Bacon and Cheese Crumble, in linguine :D

We crapped a great deal, laughed alot (and really loud), and made a big nuisance out of ourselves. I can't use words to describe the fun we had. I'll let the pictures do the talking :D























We were there for about an hour, talking about a whole load of stuff, but mainly Council affairs. Then at about 4.30pm we set off for East Coast Park! It was a long ride on bus 14. But we had fun, predictably.












We talked about Council stuff on the way, and gossiped about certain people that Stuart, Wei Lin, and Marshy didn't like. Turns out, the people they don't like are pretty much the same. Woofa.

We alighted near Gordan's place, and stood outside with his father staring us down. We decided to head over to East Coast Park first, and then, halfway there, we saw a dog from afar. And guess who screamed her head off. So, in the end...




The two of them walked on the other side of the street while Wei Lin, Noob and I gushed over how cute the dog was. Obviously, we walked faster than them, so we hid behind the underpass, in an attempt to scare them.

EPIC PHAIL.

Nearing the other end of the underpass we heard Gordan's voice, and true enough, it was our very own senior! And his friend, Brendan. We followed them through the skatepark, and rented bikes. Marshy and Stuart shared a double, and nothing good ever comes out when the two of them are together.

We rode quite a long way, and passed the OBS East Coast Campus on the way! Awesome. The Pulau Ubin campus is way better, obviously.

Our hour was nearly up, so we cycled to the hawker centre and found places to sit before Gordan and the guys went to return the bikes. Dinner was Wanton Mee and Oyster Egg! It was really delicious. Good recommendation, Gordan! :D -thumbs up-

After we were done with our meal, we sat there for about another hour, talking, laughing and crapping. We talked about horny stuff, relationship stuff, Council stuff and many other things. Gordan made us laugh like hell! Hahaha :D

Some extremely polite people chased us off our seats, so we went to the grass patch to play Ice&Water. Hahaha, childhood games FTW. They're forever fun. And the grass is really nice. Too bad it was wet.

Oh, and I fell down once (albeit really comfortably) and knocked into Noob once. Gah.

After a few rounds, it was close to 9pm, so we went to wash our legs, and went to the bus-stop. We exchanged Christmas cards! :D On the way to the bus-stop I played on Noob's PSP again. Bus 10 came, and Wei Lin went off first. 14 came a few minutes later, so Stuart, Noob, Marshy and I went off while Gordan went to meet his friend. Reached home at 10pm. Hahaha, and my mum didn't say a thing! :D

I'll end off with two fantastically marvellous pictures:


Merry X'mas folks! -wink-

So I've finally got down to blogging.

On the whole, the Retreat was awesome!

Cass's parents sent Cass and I to school (thanks!), and then we checked our groupings. I was in Alpha! Which is an awesome group. To say the truth, we were pretty united. Anyway, we were all in the hall, and Charmaine's group was next to ours, so the two of us got effin' high. I think we scared the Sec 1s, hahahaha! I made new friends :D

Say hello to Nurin, Siti & Batchimeg!Jun Long and Rafiq were in my group too! Yes, the Rafiq from June's Dior. Muhahahaha. Lucas, Noob, Wali & Mei Xuan were in my group too! Hahaha.

P/s : Was appointed Day IC along with JJ, for some weird reasons.

I decorated Noob's notebook! And allow me to say, I did a fantastic job. For some reasons Nurin was extremely amused by me. Oh well.

We went in the AVA Room to do some reflection, then we went to the classroom block to play Ice Breakers. Which was awesome~ We got to know each other better and stuff, and laughed alot. Hahaha :D After lunch was the AVA Room again, and we had some Plans for 2010 thingy. After we were done, we went for Amazing Race!

We took it slow in our first station. Slow and steady wins the race, ya know? But when we came to our second or third session we went crazy, hahahaha. We had to sing the school song at Ming Min's station, and I was the only one singing! How sad D: And then Noob told me all the Badminton people were staring because I sang too loud. Hahaha, I'm awesome~ And then at the last station, I just lost my mind. I was screaming, begging for more time (which the station master very awesomely and kindly gave) and laughing. Hahahaha, my juniors got real freaked out.

After dinner, we had our Night Activity. We had to walk around the school blindfolded! The only way of communication was animal sounds. There was only one person who could see, Wali. But he couldn't talk. So he clapped, but the other groups used clapping as well, so all of us got real distracted. Wei Lun kept disturbing me! He kept talking non-stop, and all of us who were blindfolded couldn't talk in human language, and we couldn't touch people. So as much as I wanted to ask him to shut up and punch him, I couldn't D: I kept knocking into someone, I don't know who. But according to Wei Lun (I don't know how true his statements are), it was Noob. Ah well.

The game ended, we finally made it into the Hall! Supper was Donuts! Awesome :D Afterwhich Noob told me Jun Long got into some kind of trouble, so the whole of Alpha went up to see Razy. After the entire thing was settled, we went for our Sentry Duty. After Sentry Duty, I went to Bernice's bunk to sleep, because I had to share a sleeping bag with both Bernice and Tisya.

Tisya and I woke up at 5am in the morning! Hahahaha. We couldn't go back to sleep so we went down for a walk. Sandy and the seniors advised us to sleep, so we went back to the bunk and had a heart-to-heart talk.

Day 2 was awwwwwwwwesome! We impressed Mr Hafiedz by being ready by one whole hour. Awesome? Day IC was Jere and Cass! Appointed by JJ and yours truly. For PT we walked to Bedok Reservoir, did physical conditioning. After that, we walked/ran back to school. Lagged behind with HOOI. She admitted ~something~ and I made it big! :D Hahaha. Good news eh, HOOI?

Breakfast was bread and kaya/butter/peanut butter. We went up for the 7 Habits talk. For some amazing reasons, whenever Mr Ng speaks, I'll have an extreme tendency to fall asleep. Its like he's the second Miss Nora. Hahahahahaha. Okay, that was mean.

Went to talk to Jere in an effort to wake up, and voila! It worked ;D After the talk was....

SNOW CITY! :D

Sat in the same bus as HOOI and Cass! After the 1 hour journey all of us took our coats and gloves, and went in. Had 30 minutes of free time, went down the slope. It was superblyamazinglywonderfully fun! :D Once, I went with Yek Khee and the guys. We were supposed to release each other's leg at the middle but in the end I was the only one who managed to release. Hahahaha :D After free time, we had to be in groups of 16. So I grouped with the 15 most hyper people of the Council. We were the only ones screaming and laughing and being so hyper! I can't remember all of the names. But, we are awesome~ After photo-taking we went up for the ice-cream workshop. We made chocolate ice-cream! Woofa. Ah, the workshop reminds me of PSchool when our CCA went for that workshop.

After the workshop we went back to school, sat with JJ. When we reached school I listened to Stuart and Wei Jia rant about a certain someone they dislike. Which was an extreme LOL. Sat with Jun Long, Noob and Yek Khee during dinner. I entertained them so much! Hahaha, I think Jun Long thinks I'm mentally damaged.

We celebrated Mrs Teo's birthday! :D Had a little cake, then cleared up. Then it was campfire! We had sooooo much fun! We screamed, laughed, danced, and got hyper. Especially with Cass. It was like as if our energy refused to die down, hahaha!

After campfire we helped Mr Ng with the Sec 1s' files. They're so lucky. The Registration files this year are so nice! Did the Sapphire files with Yek Khee and Wei Lin. Wei Lin came up with a brilliant idea, and we finished our files efficiently fast :D After all the files were done, all of us had to gather in the canteen. We had supper, which was, on Mrs Teo's treat, McDonald's Apple Pie and Shaker Fries!

On the third day was Sec 1 Registration Day! Had sidegate duty with Jere and Tisya. Gordan passed me the camera, so I had to do photo-taking. Saw Eugene! :D MrT treated me and a few others to Green Tea! Woofa, thanks! :D After all the Sec 1s had registered, and there was not much people left in the school, I went to the bookshop to slack (wow, its been long since I used that word). Disturbed Wei Lun with Noob and De Xun, hahahahaha. The funniest part was the Chun Hui part! Hahahahaha! :D

Then one customer came back unsatisfied, and the bookshop people had a hard and long time settling it. The speed at which Noob uses the calculator is amazing. Went up to the MRL for briefing, did whatever we had to, then lunch! Decorated Noob's box, hahaha. After lunch, we had this leadership workshop. When it ended, we had debrief for the camp. Voted for '10's P, VP, EXCO, and Lower Sec IC. After the voting and survey, we watched the montage.

Had Lost&Found claim, then loaves of bread was distributed. Then it was camp break! Thanks for the card, Marshy :D And your card is certainly most interesting, Sarahnellating. -wink-

Went home with Marshy. We're invisible~ Hahahaha :D

I know its not very nice, I've never been an Art prodigy.

At least I used her favourite colours! (Red, pink, lime green)

So today! A decent post.

Went to school for the N' Level Results thingy. Only 9 of us turned up, me, Marshy, Jing Jie, Stuart, Wei Lin, Chun Hui, Windsor, Jane, Zheng Wei. Gordan came too!

We had to wait outside the G.O. for Mr TeoCM, and we did so with much laughter involved. We gathered around the table and watched Gordan bully JJ. Cut your nails, JJ! Hahah :D

Mr Teo told us to pack the booklets thingy together, so we went to the second floor of the library to do it. We had so much fun, haha! After packing, Jane had to leave, and Gordan went somewhere. Wei Lin and JJ went missing also, so the remaining five of us went crazy. It was all Stuart's fault! The librarian came up to warn us once before Gordan left, but when Stuart bumped into Windsor all of us just lost it.

Obviously, we were making too much noise, so a very angry librarian came to tell us off. Stuart couldn't stop laughing still, tsk tsk. She lectured us about how we were making so much noise, how there were outsiders (a.k.a. the media) downstairs, how she was tired walking up and down, how we were "going to get it" if she came up a third time.

When she went down, all of us just started sniggering again. Gordan came back, we had to move out, then we went into the hall to set the things up. And we couldn't let go of the librarian episode. "Eh, later the librarian scold la!" Hahaha :D

MrT gave me the honour of taking photos again, so when the thing started I just snapped, snapped, and snapped. CNA came, because apparently one of the top scorers in Singapore came from our school. Woofa :D All the other Sec 4s had to take their results, so we just slacked at the table that was supposedly reserved for the sale of the yearbooks.

Speaking of which, the yearbooks for 2009 are really awesome. Which is surprising, seeing how budget our school apparently is. I'm looking forward to getting them next year :D

Stuart made all of us laugh like mad. There was once when Windsor hugged and carried him up, hahahah! Fortunately, I had MrT's camera with me. -wink- Loads of other crazy stuff happened, like Windsor chasing Chun Hui, Stuart making us laugh, Stuart going crazy, and all of us going crazy. Then we started talking about the Retreat, what would happen 2 years later when we take our results, how we would support Wei Lin when he takes his N' Level results (signboards + pom poms + unified chants of "Wei Lin! Wei Lin! Wei Lin!"), who would most probably top the O's two years later, what we would do if Marshy became the top scorer in O's ("HOOIHOOI, HOOIHOOI, HOOIHOOI"), Jing Jie's crush (ahem).

We had to pack up, and after that we went down to do -stuff-, then went home.

Nuffnang emailed me about this M1 Singapore Fringe Festival thing, so here goes!

Q: Art and the Law is the sixth edition of the M1 Singapore Fringe Festival - True or False?

Ans: True